It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli (e.coli) bacteria found in feces body waste.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whisky, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop

Wine = Health

Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I am doing it as a public service